Three
old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind
is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street
with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
"You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've
got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching
his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
" No," he replied, "arthritis."
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