Why
was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?
He
was looking for the space bar!
Paddy
the Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969.
Paddy
the Martian: Big deal! We're going to send a team to the Sun.
Paddy
the Earthling: You're mad! They'll be burned up before they
even get close.
Paddy
the Martian: We're not that stupid! We're sending them up
at night!
What
makes you think Marie Griffin is an alien?
She
has three 'i's.
Student:
Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on
another planet?
Teacher:
What are you talking about?
Student:
They found fleas on Pluto!
Q:
Did you ever taste the sun?
A:
No, but I've heard it's outta this world!
Cool
Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His
Friend: Was it any good?
Cool
Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His
Friend: How come?
Cool
Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
Did
you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?
He
got stuck in Orbit!
Jupiter
came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two
criminals
to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short,
they
got caught and the three of them found themselves in court.
The
judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter
was
a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years.
"But
your honour" said Jupiter, "I didn't even take part
in the robbery!"
"Yes"
said the judge. "But you helped them ... Planet!".
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