That's it?
Wow - look
at all the hair on your back!
Maybe you
should start going to the gym more.
That was
fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?
Thats a
shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?
Wake me
when it's over, ok?
I think the
condom's too big.
Zzzzzz....
You want me
to what?!?
Well, that
explains the padded pants.
Did you
take out the garbage yet?
My
husband's in the Marines.
He's due
home any day now.
Is that a
toupee?
So THAT'S
what your ex warned me about!
No.
Surgery
might be able to help.
Not until
you've showered.
That must
be my mother on the phone.
Your
brother's bigger.
Your best
friend's better.
Are you
done yet?
Wow! Look
at the size of your.....beer gut!
Size
doesn't REALLY matter, dear.
You might
want to see a doctor about that.
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool, I've
never been to the Grand Canyon.
How many
storage boxes can you fit in there?!
You must be
very experienced.
Remember,
you said this was a freebie...right?
Wait, let
me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
I gotta
take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
Why do you
wear a bra when you've already got a belt.
Would you
mind rolling around in this flour.
I heard
carpenters dream about you.
So this is
why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
Look....I
can get my whole arm in.
It's a good
thing you have so many other talents.
Is that an
optical illusion?
If I look
right at it I feel like I'm falling in.
Would you
mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
Do you mind
if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?
Jeez...What
ya got up there, dead fish?
I heard you
could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Have you
ever thought of working in a sideshow?
I've been
wondering all night what that smell was.
Maybe if I
get really wasted I wont mind your body.
You know
they have surgery to fix that.
Everybody
down at the bar said you were good.
Oh, that's
why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those
lines go away.
Huh? They
told me your name was Jezebel.
I expect a
good time, at least, the bathroom wall said
so.
You're not
as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.
You're not
'that' fat.
I see why
everyone said, with you, it's better with
the lights out.
Wow, you
like it the same way your little sister
does.
