Comebacks to
that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You
Married Yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my
life.
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
It gives my mother something to live for.
My fianc嶪 is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to
Miss Saigon?
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the
spontaneity out of dating.
My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust
fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my
block.
I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from
sheer happiness.
I guess it just goes to prove that you can't
trust those voodoo doll rituals.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in
running personal ads?
I don't want to have to support another person
on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we
have been considering a trial separation.
(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having
a husband and a child would be redundant. |
