Passionate kiss
like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like
bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in
front of car get tired.
Man who run
behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand
in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man
give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.
Man who walk
thru airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
Man who
scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat
many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is
wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not
best thing on earth but next to best thing on
earth.
War doesn't
determine who is right, war determines who is
left.
Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight
with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many
nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive
like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand
on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives
in glass house should change clothes in
basement.
Man who fishes
in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts
in church sits in own pew.
Man who drops
watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
Crowded
elevator smells different to midget.
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