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You've found Vicky's secret stash of all time favorite jokes! Wow, aren't you a legend! Have a look through, Vicky doesn't mind! ;)

My Favorite Blonde Joke...
Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.

I Love This Dirty Joke...
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

My All Time Favorite Yo Momma Joke...
Yo momma so ugly all the neighbors pitched in for curtains.

This lawyer joke is always good for a laugh...
Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.

Kids jokes are so cute!!!
Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!

Those poor rednecks have such funny jokes...
You're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Favorite T Shirt...
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

My gosh, this limerick is so naughty!!
There once was a man from Kent,
whose cock was so long it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went.