What
would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration
of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!
What
quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What
did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!"
What
protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What
happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
Why
did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Why
did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What
do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!
What
would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired
dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did
you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What
would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle
feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What's
red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
What
did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's
red, white, blue, and gross?
Uncle Spam!
What's
red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Where
did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
What
kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What
was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!
Which
colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
What
would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty
insects?
Mt. Vermin!
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