A man will pay $2
for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay
$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries
about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful
man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy
with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy
with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.
Married men
lived longer than single men, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man
should forget his mistakes - there's no use in
two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as
good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries
a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a
woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.
A woman has the
last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two
times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
before marriage and after marriage.
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