Why God never
received tenure at any university...
1. He had only one
major publication.
2. It was in
Hebrew.
3. It had no
references.
4. It wasn't
published in a referred journal.
5. Some even
doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be
true that he created the world, but what has he
done since then?
7. His
cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The
scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results.
9. He never
applied to the Ethics Board for permission to
use human subjects.
10. When one
experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by
drowning the subjects.
11. When
subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted
them from the sample.
12. He rarely
came to class, just told students to read the
Book.
13. Some say he
had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled
his first two students for learning.
15. Although
there were only ten requirements, most students
failed his tests.
16. His office
hours were infrequent and usually held on a
mountaintop.
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