FLORIDA: If you
think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then
take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of
politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and
counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian
away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice.
FLORIDA: We put the "duh" in Florida.
FLORIDA: This
isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us!
FLORIDA: Once
is never enough!
FLORIDA: We
would do a recount but we've run out of fingers
and toes!
FLORIDA: Don't
blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: Don't
blame me, my vote didn't count.
FLORIDA: We're
retired --no wait-- we're retarded!
FLORIDA: Don't
count on us!
FLORIDA: Home
of the edible chad.
FLORIDA:
Bumbling better than ever!
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