Little
Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My,
what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.
The
surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My,
what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding
Hood.
Again
the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little
Red Riding Hood.
With
that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
Three
Little Pigs
Three
Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the
third little piggy.
The
drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for
dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second
piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the
third little piggy.
The
meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
approached the table & asked if the piggies would like
any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed
the third little piggy.
"Pardon
me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little
piggy,
"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says,
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way
home!"
The
Brunette and the Genie
A
brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a
bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.
The
genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must
warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get
twice as much."
The
woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The
genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the
blondes in the world have two."
Then
the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The
genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while
all the blondes have two."
The
lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over
there? Beat me half to death with it."
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