A
French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned
room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white
pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of
beer under his arm.
His
friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got
that case of beer for?"
"Well,
I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow,"
exclaims Randy, "Great trade.
Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian
10.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
to the ground.
9.
Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
8.
Kill Grizzly bears with huge frigging shotguns and cover your
house in their skins.
7.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
to the ground.
6.
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise.
5.
Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a
canoe?
4.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
to the ground.
3.
You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
2.
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital
to the ground.
1.
It beats being an American.
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by
terrorists.
The
terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will
be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to
talk about."
The
Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service
to the crown."
The
Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question
of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish
to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada,
special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The
American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian
starts talking."
Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste.
The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being
vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized
is:
The
New Yorker will yell "EH!!!! Wot you think yur DOING??"
The
Canadian will yell "Wot you think yur doing EH!!???"
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