Speak in a strange
foreign accent. when someone asks where you are
from, name a country only you can pronounce.
Use a different accent every time you talk to
someone new.
When getting food, pile everything onto your
plate in heaping servings - make sure to use
your hands!
Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party,
anyway?"
Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can
turn a back flip, all the better!
Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.
Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor
says a few more years and I'll be cured..."
Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to
questions.
Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech
(singing a lullaby works okay, too)
If there is music, mix up your dancing: break
dance to classical, symphony conductor hand
waves to techno music.
If you find your former dancing partner dancing
with someone else, burst into tears, wailing "I
thought you loved me!", and run from the room.
Tell a middle-aged wife, "Your husband seems
very happy with that girl in the closet..."
Tell a middle aged man, "Your wife seems very
happy with that boy in the closet..."
Whisper to the guest on your right, "What kind
of lame moron actually goes to these parties,
anyway?"
Bring Lego warships and fighter jets. Wage a war
in the middle of the room. Urge other guests to
get involved. If you are a historical expert,
reenact the revolutionary war, the civil war,
world war two, etc.
Bring a soccer ball, basketball, football, or
baseball. Start a game... in the kitchen.
Karate chop everywhere and everything. Yell
really, really loud. A few sudden kicks would be
worthwhile as well.
Wear wool or feathers and sneeze all night. "The
doctor says I'm not allergic to anything except
sheep and birds..."
If someone says the word no to you, say, "How
dare you turn down the prince / princess of
Ugranialo!"
Burst into the room an hour late, sopping wet
and screaming, "I've done it! I've found
Atlantis!"
Pick out the oldest women at the party, run up
to her, and exclaim, "Grandmother! it's me,
Anastasia!"
If it is a summer party in the evening, break
into a duet with another guest: "Summer nights".
Persuade the host to sing "You're the one that I
want" with you.
Come in saying, the guy outside in the lab coat
is looking for (insert name of host).
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