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are, for example...
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right in. I had to stand and argue with the
doorman.
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company.
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elevator and a lobby.
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better credit than I do.
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No matter where
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longer lunches than I do.
My dick
contributed fifty thousand dollars to the
Democratic National Committee.
My dick was
once the ambassador to China.
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It's so big,
when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get
wet.
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big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so
afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
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days.
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next remake.
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If you cut my
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My dick was
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fixing us drinks.
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NASA once
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and used it as a flag.
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to my neck.
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your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
My dick is so
big, it's right behind you.
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