An
American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank. As it turned
out, they got a lot of cash in Dollars, Pesos and Liras.
When
they returned back to their hide-out, the American distributed
the money in three even shares. He counted each portion aloud:
"1000
Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ...
1000
Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ...
1000
Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ..."
The Mexican said to the Italian, "Well I can't stand
these Yankees, but I have to admit they are honest.
A
man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed
a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his
pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over
the contents of her cash drawer.
When
she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough"
and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who
knows when he's had enough.
The
city of Whittier, California was founded many years ago, mainly
by Quakers. There is a prominent sign composed of large, brass
letters on one of the financial institutions in that community
identifying it as the Quaker City Bank. The last letter of
the first word fell off during an earthquake yesterday, making
the sign read "Quake City Bank."
At
a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive
girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering
her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was
taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed
when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look,"
she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be
so sure? We know nothing about each other."
"You're
wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5
years I've been working in the bank where your father has
his account."
A
young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So
he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for
a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He
put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this
suit he can do business.
As
he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached
down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he
noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the
tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a
banker?"
The
young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To
this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with
his hands in his own pockets?"
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