Some fun
things to do the next time you're on one of
those long international flights to kill time...
Pinch the
stewardess' butt as she passes.
When two people
kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.
When there's
any nudity, hoot really loudly for a few
minutes.
Fart loudly and
act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
Fiddle around
with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow
passenger if he has a crowbar.
Hijack the
cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, announce that
the first class passengers and luggage are to
switch places.
Run down the
aisle screaming, "He's got a bomb! He's got a
bomb!".
Go into the
bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come
out looking refreshed.
"Accidental"
soda spill on the dork next to you.
Give someone a
coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails,
I don't".
Go into the
bathroom, drop your pants, then come out,
yelling "We're out of toilet paper!
Stewardess!".
Describe your
sex life in great detail to the five-year-old
next to you.
Lead a bible
study session in the back of the plane.
Start a hot dog
stand.
Steal
businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.
Remark that
perhaps you shouldn't have put super glue in
your underpants that morning.
Pick your nose
and pat the person next to you.
Show off your
Batman underwear.
Switch accents
and see if anyone notices.
Sneak into the
cockpit and hit the warning alarm.
Scratch your
butt, then sniff your finger.
Go into the
cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then
loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says "e".
Go into the
cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice
"Why do they call it the COCKpit?" then snort as
if it's the funniest thing in the world.
Don't use
deodorant, then "accidentally" stick your armpit
in someone's face.
Sneeze, using
somebody's sleeve instead of your hand to cover
it.
Snort when you
laugh.
Tell corny
jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious,
then expect others to do the same.
Ride carry-on
luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!".
With a
desperate look, ask the stewardess where the
bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Never
mind. Do you have any towels?".
Jump up and
scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!".
Ask someone for
their autograph, pretending that you think
they're Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best
then the person looks nothing like the movie
star in question)
If someone has
a bad toupee, whack it off.
Pretend you're
flying the plane.
Get some rub-on
tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you
belong to a biker gang.
Take over the
plane with a toy gun.
Yell to someone
"Is it time to hijack the plane yet?" (Note: Do
this when there are stewardess nearby).
To the person
next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't
notice the grenade in my luggage.
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